Tulip, Go Away!

Please don't argue with me. You cannot stay; it's that simple.

I don't care that you are a flower. You are a Tulip, and we are Daffodils. You Don't belong here.

I am sorry this is where you have roots. You should have thought about that before you sprouted.

Please quit arguing with me. I would not make this too personal, but since you keep insisting, you attract the wrong bugs.

Oh, please stop with the argument. Of course, you could have been a Daffodil. I blame your parents for failing to teach you to be a proper flower.

Now stop getting all crazy acting. It's not like I am beating you. I am teaching you the proper ways to flower. My goodness, so ungrateful.